“Volcano with big smoke” by Cristobal Garciaferro Rubio
(Source: sgrizzly)
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: matthewcodymoore)
Chinese Proverb (via sadexistences)
(Source: q-q-quotes)
(Source: lazify)
i would be a reasonably good girlfriend
But really.
You want to go out with the guys? that’s cool I’ll watch doctor who.
You want food? I got you, I think I have snacks somewhere in my bag and oh look an entire cheeze its box.
You want to just chill around the house? sweet I’ll make popcorn, Netflix is already up.
You’re bored? hit me up, I’m probably at the bookstore.
You killed somebody? i know how to hide a body.
